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Anti Monkey Butt Powder - THIS STUFF IS AWESOME

Monkey Butt Powder
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What is “monkey butt”?

To start, it’s not always called “monkey butt.” It depends on what region of the country you’re in, and how the sport you participate in has tagged the condition. For motorcycle riders who DO call it “monkey butt,” it’s a blue collar term used by riders to describe the soreness, itching and redness that occurs when you ride and sweat on a motorcycle for hours. If your butt is so sore that you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey, you have Monkey Butt!

Who gets it?

Anyone who participates in any activity that causes frictional skin irritation.

How can I prevent it?

Use Anti Monkey Butt Powder. The powder absorbs sweat and reduces friction, the two leading causes of Monkey Butt.

Who uses Anti Monkey Butt Powder?

Anyone who wants to get the most enjoyment from their daily activity and avoid the uncomfortable “downside” of their sport or occupation. Our numbers are small but growing.

How do I use it?

You should apply it before you ride and repeat application as needed to stay comfortable throughout the day.

Will this cure monkey butt?

No, Anti Monkey Butt Powder can help prevent the soreness, itching and redness when used as directed.

Is there anything already out there like Anti Monkey Butt Powder?

There are other powders, but Anti Monkey Butt Powder was specifically formulated and tested by experienced riders to help you get the most enjoyment from your daily activity.

Do the people of Anti Monkey Butt Corporation actually ride anything?

The developers of Anti Monkey Butt Powder have 70 years of combined riding experience. This includes motorcycle riding, snowmobiling, 4-wheeling, heavy equipment operation, bicycle racing and horseback riding. After years of experience in the “saddle,” we know Monkey Butt!

Anti Monkey Butt Corporation

Who Needs Anti Monkey Butt Powder?

Anti Monkey Butt Powder should be a household name of any riding enthusiast who has ever suffered from “monkey butt,” the painful condition caused by hours of riding, sweating and chafing. Our product is developed specifically to help prevent this condition by using a unique combination of calamine and talc to make a powder that’s anti-friction and a sweat absorber. Believe it or not, most people that suffer from this condition still use baby powder and corn starch, with limited effectiveness. There’s not a product they’re aware of out there that’s readily available and easy to find and purchase, that deals with “monkey butt.” Please take a few seconds to read about our brand new product, which comes with a built-in sense of humor that most riders have about the “downside” of their sporting activities.

Product Information:

Anti Monkey Butt Powder is a Talc and Calamine powder mixture specially formulated to help prevent the soreness and itching caused by frictional skin irritation. This is not a cure for “monkey butt,” it’s a preventative product. Motorcycle riders use the term “monkey butt” to describe the redness, itching and soreness caused by the friction of riding. Other sporting enthusiasts have different names for the condition too, depending on the sport and region of the country. Anti Monkey Butt Powder is designed to allow sports enthusiasts to get the most out of their riding activities by using a product that plays and works as hard as they do. It’s even packaged with a sense of humor right on the label, and specifically designed with a package that doesn’t resemble baby powder.

Company Information:

The Anti Monkey Butt Corporation, located in Buda, TX, was founded by monkey butt sufferers for monkey butt sufferers. After over 20 years of intimate experience with “monkey butt,” the founder developed an idea for a preventative product and the Anti Monkey Butt Corporation was created. The ultimate goal of the company is to produce products that allow people to get the full enjoyment of their activities without fearing a backlash of “monkey butt” in return for all the fun they’d been having.


 

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