What is “monkey
butt”?
To start, it’s not always called “monkey butt.” It
depends on what region of the country you’re in,
and how the sport you participate in has tagged the condition.
For motorcycle riders who DO call it “monkey butt,” it’s
a blue collar term used by riders to describe the soreness,
itching and redness that occurs when you ride and sweat
on a motorcycle for hours. If your butt is so sore that
you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey, you have Monkey
Butt!
Who gets it?
Anyone who participates in any activity that causes frictional
skin irritation.
How can I prevent it?
Use Anti Monkey Butt Powder. The powder absorbs sweat
and reduces friction, the two leading causes of Monkey
Butt.
Who uses Anti Monkey Butt Powder?
Anyone who wants to get the most enjoyment from their
daily activity and avoid the uncomfortable “downside” of
their sport or occupation. Our numbers are small but growing.
How do I use it?
You should apply it before you ride and repeat application
as needed to stay comfortable throughout the day.
Will this cure monkey butt?
No, Anti Monkey Butt Powder can help prevent the soreness,
itching and redness when used as directed.
Is there anything already out there like Anti Monkey Butt
Powder?
There are other powders, but Anti Monkey Butt Powder was
specifically formulated and tested by experienced riders
to help you get the most enjoyment from your daily activity.
Do the people of Anti Monkey Butt Corporation actually
ride anything?
The developers of Anti Monkey Butt Powder have 70 years
of combined riding experience. This includes motorcycle
riding, snowmobiling, 4-wheeling, heavy equipment operation,
bicycle racing and horseback riding. After years of experience
in the “saddle,” we know Monkey Butt!
Anti Monkey Butt Corporation
Who Needs Anti Monkey Butt Powder?
Anti Monkey Butt Powder should be a household name of
any riding enthusiast who has ever suffered from “monkey
butt,” the painful condition caused by hours of riding,
sweating and chafing. Our product is developed specifically
to help prevent this condition by using a unique combination
of calamine and talc to make a powder that’s anti-friction
and a sweat absorber. Believe it or not, most people that
suffer from this condition still use baby powder and corn
starch, with limited effectiveness. There’s not a
product they’re aware of out there that’s readily
available and easy to find and purchase, that deals with “monkey
butt.” Please take a few seconds to read about our
brand new product, which comes with a built-in sense of
humor that most riders have about the “downside” of
their sporting activities.
Product Information:
Anti Monkey Butt Powder is a Talc and Calamine powder
mixture specially formulated to help prevent the soreness
and itching caused by frictional skin irritation. This
is not a cure for “monkey butt,” it’s
a preventative product. Motorcycle riders use the term “monkey
butt” to describe the redness, itching and soreness
caused by the friction of riding. Other sporting enthusiasts
have different names for the condition too, depending on
the sport and region of the country. Anti Monkey Butt Powder
is designed to allow sports enthusiasts to get the most
out of their riding activities by using a product that
plays and works as hard as they do. It’s even packaged
with a sense of humor right on the label, and specifically
designed with a package that doesn’t resemble baby
powder.
Company Information:
The Anti Monkey Butt Corporation, located in Buda, TX,
was founded by monkey butt sufferers for monkey butt sufferers.
After over 20 years of intimate experience with “monkey
butt,” the founder developed an idea for a preventative
product and the Anti Monkey Butt Corporation was created.
The ultimate goal of the company is to produce products
that allow people to get the full enjoyment of their activities
without fearing a backlash of “monkey butt” in
return for all the fun they’d been having.